Really Messed up Disgustingly Ugly Delicious Cookies!

Beware of these cookies! Don't judge a book by it's cover. Or don't judge a cookie by it's appearance or spongy texture. To make these cookies you must be mentally and physically prepared, because this is one really messed up, disgustingly ugly, delicious cookie!

Recipe:
3 cups flour
2 cups sugar
1 cup butter
2 eggs
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup white chocolate chips
1 tsp baking soda
drop of vanilla
3 cups of eggnog

1. Preheat oven to 350 C
2. Mix harshly all ingredients into a large bowl.
3. Grease cookie sheet with organic coconut butter.
4. When raw ingredients are fully mixed to a liquid density pour all ingredients on the sheet and wait until all spread out onto cookie sheet. Don't bother trying to make individual cookies, this recipe doesn't allow it.
5. Bake for 30 minutes, or until cookie is bubbling into a really ugly, oval shape.
6. Enjoy your horrifying (yet delicious) cookie.