FROGMAN
That's all I need to say.
Just kidding. But seriously, this is the worst superhero in the history of superheroes. For example; in corner number one we have Superman who has laser vision, super strength, and gets all the ladies, in corner number two we have.... frogman? who is slimy, has fly breath, and can't pursue his dream of playing the piano. This superhero thought the job would be easy. But he was so wrong. He chose this profession to pay for his four thousand tadpoles. Little did he know, superhero's don't get paid.
His first situation, picture this, Frogman at a top of a building about to "kick some criminal butt" he yells out "frog powers activate... ribbit" at that moment he was extremely confused because instead of the criminals running in fear they laughed at him...hysterically... and beat him up. It took 3 months to recover from the extreme injuries. This poor frog has nothing going for him. He had the dream of being a superhero ever since being a child (his other dream was playing the piano). He has one friend and he sucks too (Aquaman). He spends most of his time now at the bottom of the swamp in a one bedroom apartment raising four thousand tadpoles drinking beer, eating delivered pizza and watching cable.
Friday 21 September 2012
Friday 14 September 2012
The Invention of Toasted PB&J Sanwiches
In the year 1347 a man thought that all was lost, this man's name was sir George Johnson Toast. So his last wish in life was to have bread that was crispy and brown. One evening while cooking soup and eating his last piece of bread he thought to himself "hmm, I need to urinate". So he stood up but tripped and his piece of bread went into the fire. While screaming he had an adrenaline rush and quickly grabbed the shovel to save his precious bread and he did. For a very long time he stared blankly at this crispy object in his hand and thought "should I eat this or not?". His stomach rumbled with hunger and he thought "this would be good with soup" and it was. Not only was it good with soup, but it was a million dollar idea. Sir George Johnson Toast named this idea, Toast.
Fast forward to the year 2012 there's a boy arriving from his source of education hungry and tired. He is making pizza and thinks "I want a PB&J sandwich,too". So as he gets the PB and J and he accidentally puts the bread in the oven with his pizza and goes to unpack his education books from his backpack. 5 minutes later he notices that he put the bread accidentally in the oven and runs to find... toast! He decides to make the sandwich anyways. This idea didn't make him a million dollars but it made him a delicious sandwich. So this was the creation of the TPB&J sandwich (Toasted Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich).
Monday 10 September 2012
my summer
My summer was a pretty amazing summer this year. There were a few things, I did this summer. It included, going camping, living on a boat in the Caribbean, sailing and flying planes. For the camping part I was in Squamish at a camp. For the living on a boat part I was with a program called Broadreach which I got my master scuba diver. For the sailing part of the trip I sailed in a regatta called: Commodore's Cup and got 4th place. For the flying planes part, well I'm getting my pilots license.
You can tell I got awesome parents. :)
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