the sad life of frogman

FROGMAN
                    That's all I need to say.






                      Just kidding. But seriously, this is the worst superhero in the history of superheroes. For example; in corner number one we have Superman who has laser vision, super strength, and gets all the ladies, in corner number two we have.... frogman? who is slimy, has fly breath, and can't pursue his dream of playing the piano. This superhero thought the job would be easy. But he was so wrong. He chose this profession to pay for his four thousand tadpoles. Little did he know, superhero's don't get paid.

                       His first situation, picture this, Frogman at a top of a building about to "kick some criminal butt" he yells out "frog powers activate... ribbit" at that moment he was extremely confused because instead of the criminals running in fear they laughed at him...hysterically... and beat him up. It took 3 months to recover from the extreme injuries. This poor frog has nothing going for him. He had the dream of being a superhero ever since being a child (his other dream was playing the piano). He has one friend and he sucks too (Aquaman). He spends most of his time now at the bottom of the swamp in a one bedroom apartment raising four thousand tadpoles drinking beer, eating delivered pizza and watching cable.